TSX Big Jake Dildo Review

James was feeling greedy, so I got us the Big Jake Dildo to play with. Turns out this might not have been the best choice.

We don’t usually go for dildos. Both James and I are usually more about the penis than the anal action, but occasionally we like to get a little freaky and try some new things, and when we saw the Big Jake Dildo by TSX we thought we’d give this a go.

First Look

This isn’t going to be some massively in-depth review, I have to say that right off the bat. It’s a dildo after all, we know what it’s used for and we know how to enjoy it, right? There’s no point in discussing the in’s and out’s (pun intended) of this.

We’ve both kind of gotten into the habit of trying out a new toy on our own before the other half gets a crack at it, and in this case I wanted to give it the once over and maybe try sitting it on it myself before I took it into the bedroom for us both to play with.

First things first, it’s a pretty thick dildo, and very long.

This is not one for the weak. If you’re arse is as tight as an 18 year old monk then you might want to keep away.

The Big Jake Dildo is 10.5 inches long and with a 6.5 inch circumference too. I knew within moments that we had made a bit of a mistake in ordering this. It’s kind of like having a good meal and then ordering a massive piece of cheesecake, just because you feel greedy in that moment. Within seconds of it arriving you just know you can’t handle it all and it’s going to end up wasted.

Still, I was loving the look and feel of this thing.

It’s made from PVC, and it has plenty of detail over the balls and the shaft, with a big round helmet at the top. It’s coloured in nice looking flesh tones and there are great little details of veins and creases all over.

It’s a little disappointing that there’s no real base to speak of, the balls just kind of roll under the bottom of the Big Jake dildo so you can’t really stand it up. It would have been great to have a suction cup on the bottom, but I think that’s one of the things that makes this more about couples play than solo enjoyment.

This really is a thick dildo too, once you get that head in there the rest of the girthy shaft is going to keep that feeling going as you go deeper.

Needless to say, I didn’t try it myself.

Using the Big Jake Dildo

Later that night I introduced my partner to the Big Jake dildo and his first instinct was to laugh, loudly and incredulously. It turns out that when he suggests he’s feeling greedy for an anal toy he doesn’t mean the dick of an elephant, he means maybe 8 inches long, normal girth but a lot of realism. I could have bought him one of the big Fleshjack Boys dildos and been done with it.

I’d only spent £30 on it so it wasn’t that much of a big deal, but he agreed that we would try it anyway.

Not being as experienced as other gay men when it comes to anal action we took things slow, staring with my own member and then lubing him up nice and wet with the free water based lube we got with this thick dildo.

I eased the head of the Big Jake dildo into him and he winced. This was not a good start.

With a little time taken and a little relaxation he was able to take a little more, stretching out around it. I was actually pretty turned on giving this to him and seeing how far we could go, but in the end he managed less length of the Big Jake than he can normally take of my penis.

We finished up with some oral and stroking and that was that.

In Conclusion

We’re not big dildo fans so perhaps we’re the wrong guys to ask. I could imagine that if your into real horny anal action with a partner then this would be a great thick dildo to use. It really is big and meaty, pretty heavy to play with, and if you’re that into anal stretching and being owned by a partner then I guess you would love it.

There are some down sides to this even for guys into big dildos though, most notable of which is the complete lack of a base to rest it on. Again, we’re not ones to properly talk about dildos, but it seems that having a suction cup on the base is a must, or at the very least have a flat base to stand it on for riding.

So in conclusion, The Big Jake Dildo might be good for greedy guys who love anal toys, but for us it would make a better weapon to have beside the bed just in case of a break in.


We bought the Big Jake Dildo from BlokeToys.co.uk for £31.99 with free UK delivery and we received free water based lubricant.

3 star rating
We give the Big Jake Dildo 3/4 stars

 

James

Hello my lovelies I'm James and I'm 31 years young. I'm the boyfriend of Terry, often referred to as the "nicer one". I'm supposed to put what I'm about and what I love in this little box but the list is far too long. Breaking it down I love going to gigs, I enjoy really bad Hollywood movies, love art galleries and have an addiction to collecting arty postcards. Oh, and I love sex toys too, of course :)

3 thoughts on “TSX Big Jake Dildo Review

  • May 3, 2016 at 6:31 am
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    You got the header wrong. Cobra Libre? I guess you copy/pasted the blog post format from the last one and edited 🙂

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    • March 16, 2017 at 10:20 am
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      Oops. Yeah, you’re right. Fixed it.

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  • May 8, 2016 at 2:35 am
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    Way too big for my liking.

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